A doggy problem

Be it Spaniel, Pug or Poodle

Dachshund or Labradoodle,

There is one thing that doggy has to do.

As you follow it around

It leaves stuff on the ground,

Leaving its disposal up to you.

You say a silent prayer

As you pick it up with care

And quickly as you can put it away

So you hand now holds a saggy

 And smelly plastic baggy

In which you hope that is going to stay

I=m not being sarcastic

When I point out that plastic

Is a problem of its= own we have to face

We all know it is planned

To get this plastic banned

To protect the future human race.

We hope someone=s intention

Is to find a new invention

To deal with what the doggies leave as poop

Someone must devise a

Means of making fertiliser

Or dog owners will all be in the soup.

It really would be super

To invent a pooper scooper

That held it contents all throughout the day

In the evening you would duck it

In some water in a bucket

And use the loo to flush it all away