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A Story of klutzmanship

October 22, 2021


It was early in this century a grandson came to stay
And brushed against a lampstand that was standing in his way.
He slowly knocked it over in just a single stroke
And so we all discovered that the lampshade now was broke.
My wife and I are older now, and settled in our ways
With lazyboys for each of us early in the days
A crossword puzzle for my wife, the internet for me
Until she takes a little break and then the puzzles free.
But yesterday just as I mov ed to enter my wife’s chair
I noticed the connection to the light was no longer there.
A competent performer I did not stop to bitch
But carefully dismantled the electric lighting switch.
My efforts were a failure to compensate my ire
I went and bought a new one at the blessed Canadian Tire
Untangling the cables and connecting wire to screws
I found another problem, really not good news.
The thingy used to turn the switch was meant to fit a hole
But the new one was too big for it, I could not reach my goal.
Frustrated now and angry having wasted half a day
I realised we could afford a new lamp any way.
So once more at the tire place I found a lovely light
And all I had to do with it was assemble it just right
But sadly now the lampstand from four pieces must be built
And when I had assembled it, it had an awful tilt
I realised that evening before I went to bed,
That in assembling the lampstand I had crossed the blasted threat.
My sleep last night was broken, each time that I thought
Of the fact that had sabotaged the lamp that I had bought.
On waking up this morning with energy and verve
I repeated the whole process to eliminate the curve.
Which left me with the lamp shade from the one I had replaced
So I put it on the lamp stand that my grandson had defaced.

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4 Comments
  1. Poor Chris will never live down knocking that lamp over

  2. Lol. There’s no doubt you get A for effort, Tim, and A+ for your poetry! 😊

  3. Duncan MacDonald permalink

    Brilliant Tim

    Let the light shine on

    Thank you

    Duncan MacDonald
    Duncan L MacDonald, CPA
    111-364 York Street
    Fredericton, NB E3B 3P7
    Phone: (506) 458-8328
    Fax: (506) 459-0518
    E:mail: duncan@dlmca.ca

    This is a confidential business communication. If you have received this communication in error kindly delete the communication and notify the sender of the error. Reproduction, transmission or other use of this communication by person not employed by D L MacDonald, CPA is prohibited without the permission of the sender.

  4. Always epic!!!! 😉

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