Charity begins where?
The fund raiser
Have you been to a fund raiser recently
I was out to attend one one night
I try to not attend them too frequently
As somehow they don’t seem quite right
The guests are all there in their splendour
Donating their cash and their time
Generous too to surrender
Themselves to a cause so sublime
There’ll be speakers who tell the objectives
Of the people who’re running the show
They’ll be grateful to us all selective
Who could choose and be willing to go
There also may be an auction,
Silent or run by a star
Who’ll sell, off some weird concoction
Like a licence to hold a bazaar
I wonder, and my payment pauses
How the beneficiaries feel
When the amount that goes good causes
Is no more than what goes on the meal
The mail box
If you once sent some money supporting
A charity that you admired
You’ll find that they keep on reporting
That further donations required
They’ll send you letters suggesting
You could send them money each week
Or else use your money investing
In gifts they include as they speak
Like calendars notebooks and labels
Socks and bags for your gear
I’m surprised how they are able
To pay for the postage each year
Boy, you’ve nailed this one, Tim. I’ve started letting charities know that I will not donate any longer until they stop sending my unwanted Christmas cards or personalized stickers, etc. Or anything by mail for that matter.